Stop Crying Mother Nature, You Fuckin' Pussy!

"Whaaah, it's global warming. My seas hurt. My mountains ache. My trees are dying, whaaah." Shut up Mother Nature, you fucking baby. "Scientists" and a number of other friendly folks have been paid by Exxon/Mobil to "prove" otherwise. So now we all know without a doubt that you're full of shit and just looking for attention, global warming is a myth started by a bunch of asshole enviromentalists who are just looking to destroy our fantastic capitalist way of life that has done so much good the world over. Why would Exxon/Mobil lie to us? They just want us to be happy. As punishment we're going to pollute ten times the amount we have been. Tough luck bitch, you're getting a sex change.


If you can't note the sarcasm in the above post, don't ever come here again. Thank you. Also, the link above to the list of organizations paid by Exxon to falsely discredit the theory of climate change will be posted in the link bar.