It's Hollywood, Charlie Brown

Well, it's that beautiful time of year when all the nature starts dying and it gets really cold and the Toronto Film Festival comes to town in order to kill you with celebrity gossip and a shitload of people who chat inceasantly about their chance encounters with Nicole Kidman's pillow mint security taste tester. Since the circus is here and I've noticed a patern emerging among Hollywood movie themes lately, I think I may be able to read the market, so to speak. So each day I'm going to post a couple Hollywood movie ideas that I think might sell to the big execs. Here we go:

KEVIN'S BRILLIANT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE IDEA #1:

- A by-the-book detective who plays by his own rules gets teamed up with two (2) funny black guys who are running from a mob boss who has a crossbow that shoots bullets with lasers in them for an arm. But the detective falls in love with the mob boss' daughter who has a really funny ferrett that serves as the comic relief because he farts all the time and we can hear his thoughts (voiced by Jim Belushi) and he says funny stuff like "wazzzup!".

#2:

- What if cellphones turned into a vampire!

More to come.