Innocents, In A Sense

Not sure if you're all up to date on the latest news pertaining to the enemies of whiteism, but I was fortunate enough today to recieve a crash course on "the dark races" from a dentaly challenged co-worker who has a PHD in Jus' Givin' Er', so I'll fill you in. First, black people smell different and like to steal, smoke crack and eat chicken and watermelon. Second, Chinese people (anyone East of Russia) can't drive because their eyes are shaped differently, talk funny and they smell different. Arabic people are all, it would seem, from Pakistan, making them what are refered to as "Pakis". They all drive taxis and own corner stores and are terrorists. They smell different too. Last, but not least, the Jews have all the money, love all the money they have, smell different. There you have it. That's all there is. Cut and dry, clear as day, black and white (and yellow and brown and jewish).

Where the fuck do these assholes come from? I just imagine some redneck telling his young child a story about Jewy Jewbowitz, who came up from the depths of hell, beat up Jesus and stole his wallet setting a precident for all Jews to create a bleak future for the poor, poor, Christian white man. Or a bunch of toothless, sister fucking, tobacco chewing NASCAR junkies in t-shirts that say something clever like "My wife said it was either her or my truck. I'm sure gonna miss her." discussing how it was naturaly a white guy who first discovered fire and that it all evolved from there, failing to realise the tragic irony in the fact that their next stunning contribution to the wisdom pool is going to be a chat about how God created the world 6000 years ago and evolution is a bunch of hippie hoo-ha, hog-wash and jibber jabber. Adam killed all the dinosaurs with his penis, aged their bones by a few million years and buried them just to fuck with us, didn't you know? God rewarded him by creating woman to be his servant, it's in the book of Gittin' Er' Done, look it up. The racists beget more racists which is a pain in the ass because they breed like rabbits on ecstacy. Then they repeat stupid cliches that you know they either read off of the side of a cereal box or heard some football announcer say, like "there's a time and a place for everything." I guess the best time to have a baby must be when the big hand on the clock hits 14 years old and the little hand hits highschool dropout.

It's not just the parents either. When I was seven, growing up in the sticks outside of Windsor, my priest told me that if Africans just prayed harder then God wouldn't have given them AIDS. Good man. Then he put his finger inside me. I was always told that the sign of the cross was like God's phone number and that you could simply dial it and pray your heart out, so naturaly I assumed that the anal rape was just Father Slippy-Fist checking his voicemail for a divine message. Still, I felt it was best to go see the hayseed cops down there in Tecumseh. They told me that I was asking for it because I was dressed like a whore, then they fed the men they had arrested for "walking while black" KFC and malt liquor, went home and beat some cooking skills into their wives. I wonder if they learned from the same priest.

I'll never excuse racism, but I've been fortunate enough to have an open-minded up bringing and the above story about the racist priest is made up (or am I just saying that because he threatened that I would go to hell for telling anyone? Hmmm) I can easily see where racism stems from though. That it's passed down from one generation to the next. Almost making the racists innocents, in a sense. Fuck that, who am I kidding? They're assholes.