Is It The End Of The World Or Are We Just Idiots?

Say your prayers and give all your money to the nearest Church (Do not pass GO), it's the end of the world.

Now, I consider myself a progressive and though I hate the political party association automatically attributed by some, I'd call myself a "Liberal" person. As a liberal, when I'm not trying to steal Christmas from Jesus, I naturaly spend my time supporting the evil homosexual conspiracy to corrupt your youth as well as the interracial marriage epidemic that threatens to rid the world of white people forever. Fortunately it's the end of the world and you'll soon not have to deal with me ever again. Haven't you been watching the news? Lordy, lordy, the time is upon us when Jesus will descend from Heaven, pull a flaming sword from his mouth (this is straight from the Bible) and exact his wrath on the wicked. It's in the book of Revelations or Horton Hears a Who or something. The good news is that your 24 hour news networks have taken the time out of their busy days spent bringing you the latest investigative reports on Mel Gibson's bowel movements to inform you of your impending doom. This is a serious problem for me as it absolves humanity of any and all responsibility for the state of the world and the violence taking place. "Really, God's gonna take care of it? Sweet, well I'm just gonna do some blow and fuck this hooker then. Later."


Dear Paula Zahn,

It's not the end of the world. You're an idiot.

Kevin N. Burke