The Good Guise Vs. The Bad Guise

Hey Israel, dude,

I don't know if this is a big deal to you or not, but seriously I was sitting at lunch with Lebanon and Palestine and they were totally talking shit, dude. Lebanon was all like; "God's a little bitch." and Palestine put it's finger up it's nose and was like; "Duh, look at me, I'm Moses." I don't know if you want to do anything about this after class, but if I were you I would. You wouldn't want to look like a pussy. Don't worry, I've got your back.

Kevin




Hey Lebanon,

What's up bro? Listen, I don't know if I should be telling you this, but I thought you should know. I was having lunch with Israel and America and they were talking some serious shit, dude. Israel was all like; "Allah's a fag." and shit. Then America dropped his pants and started making it look like his ass was talking and he was like; "Blah, blah, look at me, I'm the prophet Muhammed." Everybody was laughing dude. I wouldn't take that shit if I were you. If you want to run up on em' after class I've got your back, bro.

Kevin