The Hooligan Letters (transfered post from my former blog)

This seems to have become pointless lately. Partly due to my painstakingly slow internet connection here in Neverwhere and partly due to my terrible habit of allowing my decisions to be dictated by outside influence. A friend of mine recently commented on the foolishness of blogging and, though his opinion on the matter seemed to be linked to the fact that he'd recieved very few blowjobs since his blog began, I think he has a point. I enjoy writing sarcastic nonsense, but it simply doesn't seem to be going anywhere. So I'm changing the format. From now on, as often as I can post, I'll be writing a letter to an organisation or person that pisses me off. The letters will be posted here with a short foreword and explaination and they will also be e-mailed to the relevant party. I'll also be taking requests or suggestions from anyone who bothers to read. I'm starting with Wal-Mart and the letter will be posted and mailed next week.